"What are unicorns made of?" [first answer: "Imagination." "Wrong!]
[Second answer: "A horse with a plastic horn on its head." "Wrong!"]
[Third answer: "A horse with a narwhal horn on it's head." "No, mommy, a horse is an animal. You can't put a horn on its head"]
"No, what is a *real* unicorn made of?"
"My monster shirt is too scary for school. I'll wear this shirt instead. Everyone likes alligators!"